Sushi club lunch with my cousins \u200b\u200bClara (29) and Paula (30), and my marbella aunt. Clara recently separated. Clara Sofi How old are ya? Eu-19. Clara Still wedding? Eu-Nope. Clara That should do it! Hang out with Sophie to meet boys! Eu- Huh? It's ridiculous. Clara Why? Exit
Eu-lift with a green-eyed redhead of 19 is social suicide. Clara do not understand. Eu "Let's see ... situate in the following scenario. They are in a bar, both surrounded by hungry wolves ... Where van? "A fresh meat or carrion? Clara I do not know if I follow you. Eu "It's like when you serve sushi old. Clara ... Eu-Mozo! (Wink wink) this sushi is spent. Clara "You're trying to say ... Eu-Waiter! My fresh fish died in the French Revolution. Clara You're not saying what I think you're saying. Eu-Cameriere! é il pesce morto. Clara "But ... but ... I'm re possible! Eu "The issue is not whether you are possible or not. The point is if you are more feasible than a redhead, 19. Clara "But ... but ... I have experience ... Eu-Saying "I have experience" is like saying "I have a red thong, you can not check until the time of the steaks. In the mind of man all women have experienced until proven otherwise. Clara ... Eu-is the same as go together ... do not know ... Kate Winslet and Angelina Jolie. Kate Winslet is re possible, but Angelina is Angelina. Even with the herd of children that stole from unicef. Clara "It's very horrible what you say. Eu- never sad truth is that which has no cure.
Ode to joy In Gero, 15 birthday, my younger sister, Josephine (9) ask me if I want to hear how he plays the hymn to joy on recorder. Eu-Bueno. Jóse begins to play. stops in the middle of the piece. Jose-Is it possible that the flute has been wobbly Eu-No, honey, what happens is that you play badly.
Blueberry pie Debora says Lunches Hans says: deb how are you? Debora says: not know I woke up a while ago and I have had a bad dream because I woke rare Hans says: rare as on? Debora says rare as down anymore
Hans says: for? what you dream? Debora says do not know, I remember it was an boludez, as are the dreams Hans says: you will know better than anyone Debora says: but I remember in the dream had a weird feeling I think I was We Buy one jean or something and the salesperson looked at me in disgust and told me there was nothing for me Hans says: jajajajaja god! Debora says: that? Hans says: jeans! Debora says unique, I can ask a question? Hans says you can Debora says: I have the theory that men do not see me as a woman, you know me long ago ... what makes guys do not give me ball? I seriously wonder Hans says I think you're being irrational since you finished your last relationship several victims told Debora says: but it is not sex
Hans says: how not? always about sex!
if you do not see you as a woman ... how are you? like a carpet? Debora says: as mine, hopefully as good as mine but not a woman, sex is another topic I knew I was going to cost me fall in love again that may not find a loving relationship Hans says: what is the difference between a mine and a woman? Hans says you use to write? 're hb or 2b? Debora says: something, in short, I knew that this conversation with you would be futile and end up fencing Hans says: I like because all you lose is hope
decile hello to the new post of hans Pfaller copipastear this conversation I is wonderful well, when you see it in two months, the distance ,
you will notice which is stupid Debora says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hans says yes Debora says: ok MOFAT of my sweater, in two months may not be able to laugh because I'll be dead Hans says: hit it, kept giving me letter now I can tell you that never saw a woman, always seemed to me more a nightstand Hans says is like what turns you on and you turn off and you have screen and a foot
Debora says: thanks, I'll die alone says Hans : good to die alone is that you have two cats that you can eat and you will not smell debora god! enough! Debora says: clear
Hans says you will not die alone Debora says 'm like a blueberry pie "There's nothing wrong with the blueberry stand. It's just nobody wants it" Debora says yes, I end up in a bin ... untouched
Debora says déjà
not listen to me, hits me that I find ugly love Hans says: the subject is able to earnestly seek it, why I did not find 'll end up getting stuffed in the house of a bun on the first date Debora says Hans nicolas says: going to scare people and ,
men smell the desperation sabelo Debora says: when hell did that? Hans says: Look not recognize you "This is Captain puchi, is a bear Aviator" "This is Bruno, the fox terrier pursued rainbow" Debora says: ok I do not like stuffed animals and I like men who like cuddly Hans says: to what a man likes stuffed toys? Liberace? Debora says: want you to know that this conversation does not make me feel better Debora says besides now I feel depressed boludeando Hans says: nothing will make you feel better forgiveness is that the topic is ridiculous down it with a simple empirical test Debora says: to see technical question, a woman ever made you feel like a waste?? Hans says: well ... I sent several letters to angelina jolie and her lawyers respond to me that does not raise my self esteem Debora says that ... answered my question exactly
