Tuesday, May 25, 2010

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Towel day (May Revolution edition)

A towel is one of the most useful things one can Revolutionary May.
can wrap your head to avoid the rain as received (and agree to face thank you very much) white ribbons at the hands of French, Berutti and their infernal league more than five hundred armed men.
can use it to cheer Cornelio Saavedra, head of the regiment of patricians, when he says: "They are called infernal league, but they are good kids are with me"
is also useful for cleaning the town hall meeting invitations, printed Donated and stained, perhaps, in the mud of the place of victory. (It is He notes that more than pass this invitation was accepted by the infernal league to enter the town hall debate)
Finally, it can be used for emphasis in discussions revolutionary, knocking her to a table or Alberti, by becoming a priest, must turn the other cheek.

Monday, May 10, 2010

How Long Not To Shave Before Waxing

Hell´s angels

After the test, having dinner with the band in palermongólico.

Saxophonist "Later we can go to a biker bar that is in Ituzaingó.
Big chief "Oh yes, I know it is. The last stronghold rocker.
man-Si Double bass, steel wheels or something.
Eu-... Saxophonist
What? Are we going?
Eu "I'm all democracy. Abide by a simple majority.

Half an hour later, in Ituzaingo.
From the door the room looked a bit ... thick. Saxophonist

-You do not want to leave his hat in the car and pulled the cigar?
Eu-course not! I am very pleasant, very "Thelonious alone in San Francisco" with the fedora and coat ... clearly Caucasian and untalented. Saxophonist
-Si ... well, you're not very consistent with the place. I'll bet they're going to hang with the scarf as you put the lit cigar in the ass.
Eu-Basta! I am one with the universe! Let's go before freezing and take some cognacs.
Double bass man "We're dead.

Within the bar.

Eu (the barman) - Good evening friend, Curvoisier, or your choice of Hennessy cognac and a beer for my colleagues. Saxophonist
-Shh! We lynched!
Eu-What? I'm being friendly.
Bartender "I have Aunt Mary.
Eu-That, in fact, is a lic ... (nudge from saxophonist)
Double bass man-3 beers and a aunt marie, perfect.
Eu "I do not really like Aunt Mary.

We sat in the only free table and Double bass man brings the drinks.

Eu-Pardon? The Aunt Mary is already unpleasant enough. I refuse to take it in a tall glass with six plastic ice. Already come. Saxophonist-
Where are you going?
Eu-I'll ask the bartender if you can give me a glass beaker.
Saxophonist "Sit, tomato and makes a face that" I'm enjoying it a lot, "Eu
I do not know if I can. Saxophonist
-trimming. Your life depends thereof.
Eu-...

I stop, sniffing the jukebox and put some tunes.
I return to the table.

Eu (saxophonist) - You have coins, all finished to me. Saxophonist-
what did you put?
Eu-Some issues Camilo Sesto disc ... do not know ... if you are in the jukebox you have to like someone. I put more. Saxophonist-
we go!
Eu "But, but ... Saxophonist
-Now! All the car!
Eu-But ... I finished my Aunt Mary.