Monday, May 10, 2010

How Long Not To Shave Before Waxing

Hell´s angels

After the test, having dinner with the band in palermongólico.

Saxophonist "Later we can go to a biker bar that is in Ituzaingó.
Big chief "Oh yes, I know it is. The last stronghold rocker.
man-Si Double bass, steel wheels or something.
Eu-... Saxophonist
What? Are we going?
Eu "I'm all democracy. Abide by a simple majority.

Half an hour later, in Ituzaingo.
From the door the room looked a bit ... thick. Saxophonist

-You do not want to leave his hat in the car and pulled the cigar?
Eu-course not! I am very pleasant, very "Thelonious alone in San Francisco" with the fedora and coat ... clearly Caucasian and untalented. Saxophonist
-Si ... well, you're not very consistent with the place. I'll bet they're going to hang with the scarf as you put the lit cigar in the ass.
Eu-Basta! I am one with the universe! Let's go before freezing and take some cognacs.
Double bass man "We're dead.

Within the bar.

Eu (the barman) - Good evening friend, Curvoisier, or your choice of Hennessy cognac and a beer for my colleagues. Saxophonist
-Shh! We lynched!
Eu-What? I'm being friendly.
Bartender "I have Aunt Mary.
Eu-That, in fact, is a lic ... (nudge from saxophonist)
Double bass man-3 beers and a aunt marie, perfect.
Eu "I do not really like Aunt Mary.

We sat in the only free table and Double bass man brings the drinks.

Eu-Pardon? The Aunt Mary is already unpleasant enough. I refuse to take it in a tall glass with six plastic ice. Already come. Saxophonist-
Where are you going?
Eu-I'll ask the bartender if you can give me a glass beaker.
Saxophonist "Sit, tomato and makes a face that" I'm enjoying it a lot, "Eu
I do not know if I can. Saxophonist
-trimming. Your life depends thereof.
Eu-...

I stop, sniffing the jukebox and put some tunes.
I return to the table.

Eu (saxophonist) - You have coins, all finished to me. Saxophonist-
what did you put?
Eu-Some issues Camilo Sesto disc ... do not know ... if you are in the jukebox you have to like someone. I put more. Saxophonist-
we go!
Eu "But, but ... Saxophonist
-Now! All the car!
Eu-But ... I finished my Aunt Mary.

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