two weeks ago I stole a mobile phone.
I ask you to send me a new chip and I approach the nearest branch of my phone company.
Eu-Good morning. I need a mobile phone. Seller
"What are you looking for? Eu-
himself had. Was a bluish violet and as a lesbian in butter slid. Seller
-What brand? Eu
I do not know. Brand phone. Seller
-Do you see in this catalog? Yes
-Eastern Europe here. Seller
"Oh ... no, that there is no more. But better, look ... a hundred dollars more you give one to the internet.
Eu-The internet is for pornography, pornography can not see in those screens. I do not want internet. Seller
"But ... what if you have to get an email so important? Eu-
How important? Seller
-Life or death. Eu-
I do not move next door to a computer. Seller
"I used to social networks, too.
Eu-do not use social networks. Moreover, it bothers me a little invasion of the real world of virtuality. Seller
-What you use on a phone? Eu-Te
going to sound strange, but most phone use ... is this option you have to make and receive calls. I find it extremely useful. Seller
-... Eu-Capable
also a little walkman. Seller
-...
Eu-Is it too much to ask? Seller
"No. You can take this. Eu
"Well, I like. Thanks.
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